this one seems straightforward enough. sure, hook me up! I'd be willing to sell my soul for a GBA.

no shit? that's awesome.

I feel bad about this one because it's actually a legit service. but who'd wanna pay the Weather Channel 75 cents plus use up text message allotment from their phone company, when they could use the internet browser on their phone? or better yet, the radio?

this one is more questionable. if you need emoticons so badly to communicate, you're in for some problems, because your cash register at Hardee's will not have emoticons on it.

I saw this 'smiley' ad in another variation, trumpeting itself as the 'next generation in email smileys'. My ass.

"Hey Marcy, whatever happened to that cheerleading whore who got caught fellating the assistant principal?"
"Well, according to classmates.com, she's in jail."

these are my favorites. nonsensical bouncing dialog boxes that look nothing like actual dialog boxes. that is unless you're running Windows 95.

a variation. it still looks nothing like an actual warning.

you're gettin' closer. I'm still not fooled though, unlike the residents of Arkansas.

now on to celebrity banners!!

I don't know what the flying fuck 'Warp' is, but I was too lazy to click over and find out. sorry!

I'm tempted to say Lohan but there's no gratuitous boob shot in there. so it couldn't possibly be her.

I'm guessin' he's the one with no talent... whoops, my mistake; that's all 3 of these asshats.

"Oh shit son, I can bring up my dealer's vcard AND call him, on the same device? Thatz sum dope shit."

of course he needs to be in jail! you don't need to pay a c-note to someone to realize that. this is why our justice system is in the crapper.