an actual conversation formatted like an AIM one:
underdawg32 (05:32PM): Austin, do you think this hat makes me look like an old person?
austinface (05:32PM): no, I think you look cool.
underdawg32 (05:33PM): thanks!
austinface (05:33PM): … but I think you’re cool no matter what you wear.
awwwww
now playing on iTunes/iPod: silence
jamcor247 (11:17:04 am): dude, look at this uncut card sheet. you have one, two…. eight Kyle Lohses.
underdawg_32 (11:17:12 am): awesome! one for every run he’ll allow today
* not an actual AIM conversation, but formatted to look like one
sorry I jinxed you, pal.
now playing on iTunes: Kevin Bowe ‘Sweeter World’
PsycheEnFuego (10:51:44 PM): dude your text is HUEG
underdawg32 (10:51:55 PM): yeah sorry.
PsycheEnFuego (10:52:06 PM): which stretches out your smilies
underdawg32 (10:52:50 PM): ok smiley should be normal size now. 
PsycheEnFuego (10:52:53 PM): nope
underdawg32 (10:52:56 PM): fuck!
PsycheEnFuego (10:53:04 PM): damn me and my windowz
underdawg32 (10:53:22 PM): now i know why osx has 5% market share
underdawg32 (10:53:30 PM): huge, distorted smilies
I realize this is a copout. I’ll put more up tomorrow, promise.
now playing on iTunes: Ben Folds ‘Carrying Cathy’
[01:15 AM] underdawg32: you know they have a movie coming out soon?
[01:15 AM] summergirlie03: oh dear lord
[01:15 AM] underdawg32: i can’t wait for it
[01:15 AM] underdawg32: if its anything like their hbo show i will die laughing
[01:16 AM] summergirlie03: is there an actual plot?
[01:16 AM] underdawg32: apparently it tells the story of how the d became the greatest band in the world
[01:16 AM] summergirlie03: gotcha
[01:17 AM] underdawg32: sounds like a winner to me.
[01:17 AM] summergirlie03: haha
[01:17 AM] summergirlie03: you and every guy on the planet
[01:17 AM] summergirlie03: except for gay guys who don’t understand the concept of balling a girl discreetly
[01:17 AM] underdawg32: haha.
[01:18 AM] summergirlie03: i can’t believe i typed that
now playing on iTunes: Fastball ‘Fire Escape’
[10:11 PM] badbadpatman: so the red sox lost to the fucking devil rays
[10:11 PM] underdawg32: yay
[10:11 PM] badbadpatman: that’s no good
[10:12 PM] underdawg32: it happens
[10:12 PM] underdawg32: much like the twins current woes
[10:12 PM] badbadpatman: yep
[10:12 PM] underdawg32: i’m fucking disappointed in them
[10:13 PM] badbadpatman: 
[10:13 PM] badbadpatman: it’s early, still lots of ball to go
[10:14 PM] underdawg32: when you fuck up as consistently as the twins have this month…
[10:14 PM] underdawg32: the southsiders tried their hardest to give us the series this week, we still pissed it away
[10:15 PM] underdawg32: we barely scraped by the royals, at home
[10:15 PM] badbadpatman: and now you’ve stooped to losing to the tigers
[10:15 PM] underdawg32: we put in old balls mulholland instead of nathan and he gives the game away
[10:15 PM] underdawg32: they can’t score with the bases loaded
[10:15 PM] badbadpatman: you guys still have that old dude?
[10:16 PM] underdawg32: they can’t stick with a left side they like
[10:16 PM] underdawg32: the pitchers aren’t finding their spots
[10:16 PM] underdawg32: mauer feels great but he’s still getting the kid glove treatment
[10:17 PM] underdawg32: they’re sending down one of our best bats so we can carry 4 fucking catchers
[10:17 PM] underdawg32: ridiculous
[10:17 PM] badbadpatman: haha, that’s a lot of ranting
[10:17 PM] underdawg32: yes well
[10:17 PM] underdawg32: it’s totally warranted
Now playing on iTunes: Ben Folds ‘Still Fighting It’
[03:00 PM] mazebug09: hey man!!!!!!!
[03:00 PM] underdawg32: uh hi?
[03:01 PM] mazebug09: YO YO YO WUTS UP???
[03:02 PM] underdawg32: who is this
[03:03 PM] mazebug09: starsha
[03:03 PM] mazebug09: im at maisies
[03:03 PM] underdawg32: i have no idea who either of you two are
[03:03 PM] mazebug09: why?
[03:03 PM] mazebug09: hahaha funny
[03:03 PM] underdawg32: i’m completely serious.
[03:04 PM] mazebug09: who is it then??
[03:04 PM] underdawg32: me?
[03:05 PM] mazebug09: ya
[03:05 PM] underdawg32: ehren
[03:05 PM] mazebug09: ?
[03:06 PM] underdawg32: yeah. thats what i’m saying.
[03:09 PM] underdawg32: i’ve had this screenname since 1998
[03:09 PM] mazebug09: well everyone said ur jarrod sammis
[03:09 PM] underdawg32: i have no idea who that is
[03:10 PM] mazebug09: well sry then
[03:10 PM] mazebug09: asl?
[03:10 PM] underdawg32: 25 male minn
[03:11 PM] mazebug09: whatever
[03:11 PM] underdawg32: heh. alright
[03:14 PM] jdpmsdfm: hey
[03:14 PM] underdawg32: hi?
[03:14 PM] jdpmsdfm: who is this
[03:15 PM] underdawg32: i should be asking that question myself
[03:16 PM] mazebug09: thats so GAY
[03:16 PM] underdawg32: yes. obviously you thinking i’m someone else is homosexual in some fashion
[03:17 PM] mazebug09: ur so weird
[03:17 PM] mazebug09: wut the fuck?
this is precisely why I don’t give my screenname out to just anyone.
Now playing on iTunes: Josh Kelley ‘Amazing’ (acoustic)
[02:18 AM] badbadpatman: late night for you tonight
[02:19 AM] underdawg32: yes
[02:19 AM] underdawg32: i’m tires in the least though.
[02:19 AM] underdawg32: fuck.
[02:19 AM] badbadpatman: say that again?
[02:19 AM] underdawg32: ”i’m not tired in the least though”
Now playing on iTunes/iPod: John Mayer ‘Break Away’
[09:16 PM] underdawg32: i cannot believe i’m actually turning 25
[09:17 PM] summergirlie03: is it scary?
[09:17 PM] underdawg32: yeah
[09:17 PM] underdawg32: plus my mental age is like, 4 or 5 years behind 
[09:18 PM] summergirlie03: haha
Here’s the proof:
You Are 19 Years Old |
19
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what’s to come… love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You’ve had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You’ve been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
Now playing on iTunes: Ted Leo; ‘I’m a Ghost’
[01:13 AM] GravyMaster3: oh and Mandy has huge tits that she will never show the general public
[01:13 AM] underdawg32: haha
[01:14 AM] GravyMaster3: but you can tell from the left hand pic on your desktop that she has stupid looking nipples anyhow, so no big loss
Now playing on iTunes: The Traveling Wilburys; ‘Handle With Care’
[11:10 PM] badbadpatman: eastern time zone pwns
[11:10 PM] underdawg32: meh.
[11:11 PM] badbadpatman: good point
[11:11 PM] underdawg32: yeah i’m pretty good at refuting shit
Now playing on iTunes: Muse; ‘Time is Running Out’
